What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:26

Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.